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"Korlak" slips out from beneath Ardrian's sword, runs to the Director, yelling "Cut Cut Cut".
Whispers something in the Director's ear, about how Borg Invasions, Iconian Technologies, especially the Omega stuffs, and Undine don't get along too well. And another explosion in near-Earth orbit would be too much for the people to tolerate.
Having safely banished the Borg Invasion queue to the nether realms, Korlak slips back "under the knife" and motions to restart the scene...
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*Cue an Undine vessel emerging from a Fluidic Rift, weapons targeting the U.S.S. Firestorm.*
Undine Vessel: You have something we want. Give it to us.
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Seriously? We've got an Undine standing right here, and an Undine vessel that could probably destroy any number of our ships and maybe ESD, and you're just sitting around eating food?
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"Captain! You've dealt with temporal anomalies, dimensional stuff, and all kinds of other weird assignments, yet can't process one Undine here and an Undine ship out there!?"
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"I can handle that," she said before resting her bloody Tholian Sword against the table. "I can't handle sudden Borg attacks on top of Undine, on top of an army of Tovan Kev, on top of some other random thing... on top of another random thing..."
She sighs and shakes her head.
"It was something like this that got the Lexington in for repairs."
Korlak holds a tomato soup while under the threatening spike of Ardrian's sword. But just as he's about to reply, Q Junior flashes in, nearby, to address the Borg problem.
"If I told you once, I told you a thousand times... don't provoke the Borg!" Q Junior yells.
At that, another omnipotent being flashes in, prompting Terry to yell out again. "Q!?"
"No, it's Qu. It sounds the same, but it's spelled differently. You see, I'm trying to one-up Q Junior here, and I'm doing a damn well good job of it," Qu explains with crossed arms.
Q Junior flashes all the Borg away in response. "Hey! I'm the one who does mischief, not you!"
"Uh," Qu replys, flashing a bunch of Fek'Ihri in and all over the place. "You don't have the market on mischief. Just ask those message board users on that one plain and stuff."
Q Junior and Qu begin flashing all kinds of species in and out of Spacedock, from Pakled to M-113s to Cardassians, until their flash abilities collide.
"Oh, crud! I think we just made Cardassians a playable species??" Qu stops.
Q Junior tries to flash it away with no luck. "Not good. This was never supposed to happen. The thought of it was only meant to be a false hope to keep players around."
"If we do it together, in unison we may be able to fix this," Qu suggests.
Q Junior nods. "Agreed!"
FLASH! Seconds later, the entire Spacedock is seemingly returned back to normal. But, on look-out to the Earth, Terry notices it isn't rotating.
"Wait. Are we in some messed up, anarchistic copy-universe now where anything can happen??" Terry asks.
Qu shrugs. "I don't know. I just do things."
He and Q Junior flash away, leaving Korlak and Ardrian confused.
An anarchistic copy-universe where anything can happen?
So, it's the like Super Amazing Fight Thread now?
Wait, how can I know about that?
That's an entirely different reality for this one!
WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO!?!?!
*Goes insane and sets off ESD's self destruct.*
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<We're sorry, the code you inputted for the self destruct is invalid>
"Huh?"
<We're sorry, the code you inputted for the self destruct is invalid>
Korlak looks around, taking a sip of his soup. "What manners of insanity is this?"
Ardrian sighs, "I saw a couple of Q's messing around a few times already. Lord knows what now."
<We're sorry, the code you inputted for the self destruct is invalid>
Ardrian looks up, at the closest loudspeaker, "I've heard the mantra before. The strong shall survive, the weak shall perish. And let me fill you in on a little secret, the strength this Federation shows is an understanding of teamwork."
Korlak takes another sip of his soup.
<We're sorry, the code you inputted for the self destruct is invalid>
"So, what sayest you?" Ardrian looks square into the eyes of Korlak, "shall we combine our individual strengths into a massive strength, and find out what Q's throwing around here now?"
<We're sorry, the code you inputted for the self destruct is invalid>
Korlak, soup.
"Or do I find a way to summon me one of these Q beings and have them... test... fluidic space?"
Korlak gulps down the soup, oblivious to the swordpoint that made it a touch, painful. "I thought it was customary to seal an agreement like this with a handshake, or is that just a human custom? Either way, kinda hard..."
Ardrian slings the rifle onto the magnetic clip that keeps it attached to his back, and swaps the sword into his off hand. He offers his hand...
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Korlak extends his arm, about to shake Ardrian's hand but stops. "Ah! The Undine venom that kills your kind. I was going to Harry Kim you, but now, perhaps I will not."
He retracts his arm and hands his soup to one of the Security officers.
"But, promise me you'll let me kill someone? Anyone?? Never mind. Perhaps we should investigate your Cargo Bay 14."
"Sounds better than slapping some guy around that's messing with self destruct consoles. Security should have him."
Ardrian sheaths his sword, and picks up his phaser that Captain Terry dropped, attaching it to it's spot on his hip. Rearmed, Ardrian motions the Yeoman over, "Alright, Korlak's with us now, and says that Cargo Bay 14 needs an... investigation. Let's go check it out."
About a minute later, on the way to Cargo Bay 14
"Say I killed you back there. What would you have learned?" Ardrian enquires of Korlak, kinda looking over his shoulder while making sure he's not about to crosscheck a bulkhead.
"That I was weak."
"And would you remember that?"
"The dead don't function. Why would I care?"
"Exactly." Ardrian emphasizes, "the dead don't learn anything. Now seriously maim..."
"Pragmatic side." Ardrian snips, "It's not like I'm escorting a hostile death machine into a potentially dangerous cargo bay..."
As the group approaches the door, Ardrian slips almost into a whisper, "and I'd like survivors for questioning. The dead don't talk, either. Some restraint please, Korlak..."
The group checks their weapons, ensuring they're set to 'stun'...
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Note, these ships have no letters after the dash in their registry numbers, whether it was 01 or 1701...
"These self destruct codes aren't working! Well, so much for removing the crazy universe at the starting point."
*Returns to the U.S.S. Firestorm and prepares to travel back in time.*
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Elihu and Lydia M'Konel, the Beta-Vulcan and Romulan centurion respectively, are messing with some sort of device. They activate it and hide it somewhere no one would ever think to look, a box of Avatar the Last Airbender DVDs.
A redshirt enters the cargo bay, looking for their delivery of Avatar the Last Airbender DVDs.
They find it, and open it up.
"What's this device thingy here for?"
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*Has a nullifier, and denies their attacks are happening.*
What, people are being attacked? By what? I don't see any disco balls attacking people.
*Eats a pizza*
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"Korlak" slips out from beneath Ardrian's sword, runs to the Director, yelling "Cut Cut Cut".
Whispers something in the Director's ear, about how Borg Invasions, Iconian Technologies, especially the Omega stuffs, and Undine don't get along too well. And another explosion in near-Earth orbit would be too much for the people to tolerate.
Having safely banished the Borg Invasion queue to the nether realms, Korlak slips back "under the knife" and motions to restart the scene...
Being that T5 / Fleet T5 / T5 Upgraded isn't "officially" endgame anymore (that's Fleet T6 now) can we see these excluded ships at T5 / T5.5 / T5U11...
Note, these ships have no letters after the dash in their registry numbers, whether it was 01 or 1701...
Undine Vessel: You have something we want. Give it to us.
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Seriously? We've got an Undine standing right here, and an Undine vessel that could probably destroy any number of our ships and maybe ESD, and you're just sitting around eating food?
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"Admiral... there's a little too much insanity for me to process right now," she said. "Hard to keep track of what's going on."
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"I can handle that," she said before resting her bloody Tholian Sword against the table. "I can't handle sudden Borg attacks on top of Undine, on top of an army of Tovan Kev, on top of some other random thing... on top of another random thing..."
She sighs and shakes her head.
"It was something like this that got the Lexington in for repairs."
"If I told you once, I told you a thousand times... don't provoke the Borg!" Q Junior yells.
At that, another omnipotent being flashes in, prompting Terry to yell out again. "Q!?"
"No, it's Qu. It sounds the same, but it's spelled differently. You see, I'm trying to one-up Q Junior here, and I'm doing a damn well good job of it," Qu explains with crossed arms.
Q Junior flashes all the Borg away in response. "Hey! I'm the one who does mischief, not you!"
"Uh," Qu replys, flashing a bunch of Fek'Ihri in and all over the place. "You don't have the market on mischief. Just ask those message board users on that one plain and stuff."
Q Junior and Qu begin flashing all kinds of species in and out of Spacedock, from Pakled to M-113s to Cardassians, until their flash abilities collide.
"Oh, crud! I think we just made Cardassians a playable species??" Qu stops.
Q Junior tries to flash it away with no luck. "Not good. This was never supposed to happen. The thought of it was only meant to be a false hope to keep players around."
"If we do it together, in unison we may be able to fix this," Qu suggests.
Q Junior nods. "Agreed!"
FLASH! Seconds later, the entire Spacedock is seemingly returned back to normal. But, on look-out to the Earth, Terry notices it isn't rotating.
"Wait. Are we in some messed up, anarchistic copy-universe now where anything can happen??" Terry asks.
Qu shrugs. "I don't know. I just do things."
He and Q Junior flash away, leaving Korlak and Ardrian confused.
So, it's the like Super Amazing Fight Thread now?
Wait, how can I know about that?
That's an entirely different reality for this one!
WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO!?!?!
*Goes insane and sets off ESD's self destruct.*
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"Huh?"
<We're sorry, the code you inputted for the self destruct is invalid>
Korlak looks around, taking a sip of his soup. "What manners of insanity is this?"
Ardrian sighs, "I saw a couple of Q's messing around a few times already. Lord knows what now."
<We're sorry, the code you inputted for the self destruct is invalid>
Ardrian looks up, at the closest loudspeaker, "I've heard the mantra before. The strong shall survive, the weak shall perish. And let me fill you in on a little secret, the strength this Federation shows is an understanding of teamwork."
Korlak takes another sip of his soup.
<We're sorry, the code you inputted for the self destruct is invalid>
"So, what sayest you?" Ardrian looks square into the eyes of Korlak, "shall we combine our individual strengths into a massive strength, and find out what Q's throwing around here now?"
<We're sorry, the code you inputted for the self destruct is invalid>
Korlak, soup.
"Or do I find a way to summon me one of these Q beings and have them... test... fluidic space?"
Korlak gulps down the soup, oblivious to the swordpoint that made it a touch, painful. "I thought it was customary to seal an agreement like this with a handshake, or is that just a human custom? Either way, kinda hard..."
Ardrian slings the rifle onto the magnetic clip that keeps it attached to his back, and swaps the sword into his off hand. He offers his hand...
Being that T5 / Fleet T5 / T5 Upgraded isn't "officially" endgame anymore (that's Fleet T6 now) can we see these excluded ships at T5 / T5.5 / T5U11...
Note, these ships have no letters after the dash in their registry numbers, whether it was 01 or 1701...
He retracts his arm and hands his soup to one of the Security officers.
"But, promise me you'll let me kill someone? Anyone?? Never mind. Perhaps we should investigate your Cargo Bay 14."
Ardrian sheaths his sword, and picks up his phaser that Captain Terry dropped, attaching it to it's spot on his hip. Rearmed, Ardrian motions the Yeoman over, "Alright, Korlak's with us now, and says that Cargo Bay 14 needs an... investigation. Let's go check it out."
About a minute later, on the way to Cargo Bay 14
"Say I killed you back there. What would you have learned?" Ardrian enquires of Korlak, kinda looking over his shoulder while making sure he's not about to crosscheck a bulkhead.
"That I was weak."
"And would you remember that?"
"The dead don't function. Why would I care?"
"Exactly." Ardrian emphasizes, "the dead don't learn anything. Now seriously maim..."
"Admiral," Thoreau interjects, "your 'other side' waking up?"
"Pragmatic side." Ardrian snips, "It's not like I'm escorting a hostile death machine into a potentially dangerous cargo bay..."
As the group approaches the door, Ardrian slips almost into a whisper, "and I'd like survivors for questioning. The dead don't talk, either. Some restraint please, Korlak..."
The group checks their weapons, ensuring they're set to 'stun'...
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Note, these ships have no letters after the dash in their registry numbers, whether it was 01 or 1701...
*Returns to the U.S.S. Firestorm and prepares to travel back in time.*
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Then they calmly leave the cargo bay.
They find it, and open it up.
"What's this device thingy here for?"
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"What was that device? Am I imagining things?"
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What, people are being attacked? By what? I don't see any disco balls attacking people.
*Eats a pizza*
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