[ESD] THE ADVENTURES OF EARTH SPACEDOCK!

the0infamous · April 26

A female Romulan in a centurian uniform and a male Romulan/Vulcan/Betazoid/Human hybrid walk through the food court side-by-side, ignoring everyone and everything, for they care not about classified missions, rogue aliens, or bacon.

hawku001x · April 26

"Hah! Seeing vengeance seekers is nothing! You have no idea about me. I once saw an Undine's face melt off right before my eyes. His liquid goo just, all over my han-- well, I won't finish that. We did just meet the Tholians, after all, so... you know... That."

Korlak leans in and growls at the Firestorm's troops, testing their reaction-times. Thinking he will have to test them further.

"My 'opportunity' was to come here and destroy you fools! And our 'vacation' is none of your business. Let's just say there is some strangely-behaving Iconian cargo that interests us."

admiralnat · April 26

"Iconian cargo?"

*Looks a little nervous, then goes back to a straight face.*

"What Iconian cargo?"

conkav22 · April 26

Whats this special iconian cargo

Is it that new fangles iconain ale

admiralnat · April 26

*An Iconian Gateway opens up off to the side, a Redshirt's head pops in, they see us, then rush back into the gateway and it closes.*

"Um... don't ask?"

conkav22 · April 26

Okay ?

So no iconian ale

admiralnat · April 26

"Some of that too, but you've all seen too much already."

conkav22 · April 26

What is that supposed to mean

admiralnat · April 26

"This is a secret mission, which no one can know about. Anyone that finds out has to be confined in my ship's brig until the mission is finished."

*Facepalms*

"Quick, troopers, capture everyone here and lock them all in our brig!"

conkav22 · April 26

I don't think so :

Beams in my set of power

And starts gunning down the firestorms approaching officers

admiralnat · April 26

*The Firestorm officers have personal shielding, rendering them immune, as they call in an orbital strike.*

"Wait, no! Don't launch an orbital strike inside ESD--

*Massive phaser beam blasts Conkav, knocking the rest of us away (injuring some), as an emergency force field comes online to prevent us all from flying into space.*

*ESD is now in Red Alert and chaos is pretty much everywhere, as ships open fire on the U.S.S. Firestorm as it's escorts, the Galaxy X Class U.S.S. Sally, Armitage Class U.S.S. Thunderchild, along with an assortment of other vessels fight them off, disabling them.*

*Glares at the Firestorm redshirt that called in the strike*

"Now look what you've done!"

conkav22 · April 26

A new ship warps into the system, The U.S.S. Danzig, under the command of Captain Shaffon, It opens fire on the Fire storm with its phaser lance splitting the ship in two

admiralnat · April 26

*The lance hits ESD, destroying the command center and causing subsystem failures throughout.*

*Nearby power conduits explode, killing a few Redshirts*

Q, you mind doing something about this madness?

conkav22 · April 26

The R.R.W. Deanah, under of commend of Admiral Mesker warps into the system activating a thaleron pulse targeting the Firestorm

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admiralnat · April 26

*The pulse thus hits ESD, killing us all.*

Well, that ended badly.

conkav22 · April 26

The R.R.W. transmits all across the system "GG NO RE"

admiralnat · April 26

*Breaks the fourth wall and reboots the roleplay back to just before the Iconian Gateway opened.*

"...the Iconian cargo? Well, I wouldn't know..."

conkav22 · April 26

Whats this special iconian cargo

Is it that new fangled iconain ale

admiralnat · April 26

"Not a clue."

*Turns to the Undine*

"Don't make me have my troops take you down! I'll have you know they're very experienced with Undine!"

conkav22 · April 26

The U.S.S. Danzig commanded by Captain Shaffon Warps in and docks with esd

dareau · April 26

Ardrian tugs up the sleeve of his rifle arm, exposing his Trill spots. "As it seems you may not know me as well as you'd like. It's quite possible that parts of me might have been on the path of vengeance, and other parts may have had to stuff someone's attempt to gain vengeance on me. Dozens of hosts and generations can do that to a soul."

Bringing the rifle to bear on Korlak, "And, if you weren't paying attention, both sides have lost quite a few... comrades, in the 'Undine Conflicts'. I don't think a single officer in here would bat an eye if I pulled the trigger, or gave an order to let them."

Shifting the sword so it's point is practically right at the Undine's throat, "So, do we continue down the path of vengeance, where I get mine and yours is shattered, or you gonna give me a few... reasons... to convince me that your intellect's strong enough to let survive?"

"And it would be smart to focus your discussions on the cargo and/or your 'co-habitants'..."

admiralnat · April 26

"Troopers, hold your fire. I think he knows what he's doing."

conkav22 · April 26

Really i don't

rattler2 · April 26

Krystal has a deadpan look as she goes to the nearest replicator and gets herself a soda.

conkav22 · April 26

Unfortunately an Undine cuts in line and gets really undeceive about what to get

rattler2 · April 26

Krystal already has her soda so she doesn't care.

conkav22 · April 26

The Undine gets tomato soup number 47

admiralnat · April 26

*Cue a Borg Invasion*

rattler2 · April 26

Krystal breaks the 4th Wall and looks at the reader.
"Seriously?" she asks. "Can't we get one day off?"

admiralnat · April 26

*The Borg start beaming down, and an Elite Tactical Drone comes up behind Krystal.*

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[ESD] THE ADVENTURES OF EARTH SPACEDOCK!

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